So. I am a slightly insane college student who apparently decided that I don't waste enough time already! Some fandoms I currently like are Ranger's Apprentice, Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Free!, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and about a billion other miscellaneous book series. Ready or not, here I come Tumblr!
“so what if that book had a bad movie adaptation? it’s impossible to make a completely satisfying movie version of a book, stop complaining!”
Wasn’t he fat tho
They considered letting Shia Lebeouf put on pounds before the filming, and lose them throughout the film, but that would have been extremely unhealthy, especially for an actor his age, so they decided to cut that aspect out.
there gets to a point in poking fun at someone (John Green) where it goes from being joking and funny (like putting his name on that Steve Buscemi screencap with the “how are you my fellow teens” caption) to being just fucking disrespectful and awful (likening him to a child abuser, also a bunch of shit I see about him like every day on this site) which is honestly one of the things that pisses me off about this website, where over time the criticism of Green has gotten more and more out of line, when, as celebrities go, he puts in more effort to be charitable, understanding, self-aware, and socially conscious than anyone I know of.
I’ve kept quiet about this for a while but since he basically just said he can’t associate with/be a part of the tumblr community anymore I felt like I had to say something. You can criticize his work, you can acknowledge that he’s said a problematic thing or two in the past, but Jesus Christ. Sometimes this site has a mob mentality that genuinely scares me.
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:
*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:
here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:
here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic:
so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin:
here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language:
If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian:
idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek:
so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
IDK guys, I’m just not here for people ragging on
Albus Dumbledore for being a human being with flaws and imperfections instead
of an omniscient all-wise mentor like Gandalf the literal angel.
Like, there’s this post going around condemning
Dumbledore for leaving Sirius in Azkaban which is…
